December 2011
I wonder what people do about job interviews once they become famous for things like licking menstrual blood then posting pictures. It’s like you sit down with the girl and recognize the girl and you want to sanitize everything she touches. Then how do you get rid of her? She might get angry and touch you with her period hands.
Not a good time, man.
bloodtrocuted replied to your post: whoops I meant YOURS NO APOSTROPHE Yours should…
Oh the irony
damn you!
bloodtrocuted asked: YOURS
whoops I meant YOURS
NO APOSTROPHE
Yours should never have an apostrophe
bloodtrocuted:
wool-worm:
bloodtrocuted:
wool-worm:
bloodtrocuted:
When are y’all gonna stop posting period blood on here?
when are y’all gonna get over bodily functions
So every time I take a shit I should post it on here? Aight
if you want to, i mean, it’s natural
i’m not telling you to enjoy period blood, all i’m saying is that it’s shitty to see people who enforce the idea...
Anonymous asked: You are so uptight about grammar. That is no fun
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Grammar items such as they’re/there/their and your/you’re are popularly acknowledged, but one thing gets under my skin that no one cares about, which is correct use of pronouns.
If your sentence is
Everyone and their brother is at the store today.
It is incorrect. When you specify everyone, the only pronouns that can be correctly used in this context are his/her. When you...
I’m always confused when two people who both have Facebooks are in a relationship but only one person has it on his/her profile and the other doesn’t but is always posting all of the time.
The life of a lonely Facebook stalker.
You guys remember the puppy we found on Christmas...
fuckyeahtattoos:
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery...
vernate replied to your post: Reading the comments on CNN articles is amazing. I…
I thought I was the only one who spent my time reading those.
Great minds think (procrastinate) alike!
Reading the comments on CNN articles is amazing. I read one dealing with religion and these people in the comments are actual adults having intellectual conversation. Someone tried to make a dumb joke and a couple of people posted comments scolding the OP.
Adults on the internet are so good
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Anonymous asked: ARE YOU READY TO PARTY ON NEW YEARS EVE!!??
Anonymous asked: how long were you and jon dating before you two had sex?
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Winter of Our Discontent pulls me in so much (even though I’m only on Chapter 7) because Ethan is such a genuine guy and there are so few genuine people around and I don’t know if that is how things are now in this time period, or if things have always been like that. I just love people who own up 100% to who and what they are.
I’ve been using the word “complacent” wrong my entire life. noooooooooo things to not find out after you used it to defeat someone’s argument. Although I bet the person has no idea what the word means at all.
eyes-of-doe:
I honestly think it’s really damaging to instantly deny that a relationship is/was valid simply because the people in the relationship are young or because they haven’t been dating for a long time. “You’re not in love!” “It won’t last!” “You’re just a child!” Well, now that you’ve said that, everyone’s going to believe that it’s true! And people will spend their youth afraid of...
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“You are most powerful when you are most silent. People never expect silence....”
– Alison McGhee (via atonals)
I have 50 contacts in my phone and I text 2 of them on a regular basis.
In case anyone needed to know.
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mintkitten replied to your post: new years resolutions Be the best girlfriend…
Zakk took me to first baptist to learn how to longboard at first, and once I learned the basics we went to greenway for some hills! Let me know if you need a longboard buddy :)
:3! I’ll definitely take you up on that once I finally learn!
Anonymous asked: I didn't even get into UNF so don't feel bad if you don't get into UF.
beccabrilliance:
I Can’t Make You Love Me - Bon...
yerthemockingjaykatniss:
John Mayer - Your Body...
I have a lot of old lady friends (don’t know why) and I went and visited one today and of course she asked me about college and of course she said that going to a college just to follow my boyfriend would be selling myself short because she did that and her son did that and neither relationship worked out.
Beside wanting to say BUT DIZ IZ DIFFRENT I found another argument for my case in...
amisunderstanding replied to your post: It’s scary and AWESOME to think that I am moving…
where are you moving?
Either Gainesville or Jacksonville for college :D
I don’t plan on living in Ocala again, just returning for visits and such
It’s scary and AWESOME to think that I am moving in anywhere from 6 to 8 months.